Let's get this straight. I don't cook. My omelets often are crunchy- and not in a good way. So now that I've earned a B.A. in History which prepares me for a career likely working in retail, I've moved home to save money and regroup. Of all the promises I've made myself to accomplish in life post-grad, I'm hoping to at least learn how to feed myself. This blog is a sad attempt to chronicle my dubiously edible culinary products.